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Here’s a collection of 100 funny jokes for you:

Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
Why was the stadium so cool? It was filled with fans!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away!
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite!
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory!
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
Why did the man run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s “R,” but it’s really the “C”!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field and always had the brains for it!
Why did the man put his car in the oven? He wanted a hot rod!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are too transparent!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a man with no nose and nobody? Nobody knows!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the “C”!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!